is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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