For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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