Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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