She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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