I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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