Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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