I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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