did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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