WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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