At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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