omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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