Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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