Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Sext me about skeletons
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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