apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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