Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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