We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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