Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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