I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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