He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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