ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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