I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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