She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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