It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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