Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Are we still banned from the library?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
