I love black thongs
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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