$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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