Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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