I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I understand Curling. That high.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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