Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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