she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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