Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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