just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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