so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We left an ass print on the piano.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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