We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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