I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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