I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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