He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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