Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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