Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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