Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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