so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I need moral support for this bender
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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