normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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