and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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