garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you would pick up someone in the library
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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