So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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