no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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