He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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