The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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