This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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