Your dad touched me again.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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