Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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