Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
