According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Is Oprah even human
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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