so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
