i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I puked a lego.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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